We interrupt this blog to bring you a message from us, Lynna's feet. (We've hacked into her blog because, frankly, we're a little hacked off.)
Will you please tell her that we love her and we're doing the best we can. Man, after all the garbage she has put in her body and the years of sedentary lifestyle, we are trying really hard to work with her. Why, 5 months ago we were so swollen she couldn't wear ANY shoes. Once she started treating us better, we made remarkable progress and now she CAN wear shoes. Somebody, remind her of that, okay.
And tell her that we are the weaker part of her body, and that we need her to love us as we are. We don't get much respect and when we do, it changes us. We're really just like her. We need to be honored. Oh, and we forgive her. She's trying really hard.
Love,
the feet
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Do you need a pedi or a massage? I'm sure there's a beauty school somewhere, or a friend who would do one for you in exchange for a favour? I'll make sure the message heads up the ranks ;)
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